What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 06:56

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Can BRICS defeat the US economically?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Can I know a love story of a medical student?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Meta Set to Throw Billions at Startup That Leads AI Data Market - Bloomberg.com
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Common Childhood Virus Linked to Alzheimer’s Development in Old Age - Yahoo
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Hailee Steinfeld Marries Bills QB Josh Allen - The Hollywood Reporter
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Billionaire YouTuber MrBeast ‘borrowing’ money from mom for his wedding - New York Post
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Older Americans are happiest living in these 5 US states, study says — is yours one of them? - Yahoo
Still no good
—
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
No way
Is there a future where LA's wildfire seasons no longer exist?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
South Florida-based Silver Airways shuts down, stranding travelers - Sun Sentinel