What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 06:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Can BRICS defeat the US economically?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Can I know a love story of a medical student?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

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Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Still no good

No, not a chance

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

No way

Is there a future where LA's wildfire seasons no longer exist?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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